The Dark Side of the Room

submissivefeminist:

izcon:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

50 shades of ‘you’re not a real Domme if you don’t do this!!!’

50 Shades of Cashing in on Twilight Mommy-Porn That Grossly Misrepresents an Entire Sub-Culture.

50 Shades of Clearly Only Sick/Damaged People Are Into Kinky Stuff; Why Else Would Anyone Like It??


What do you mean 0% facial muscles? from Anonymous

I mean the character looks and sounds like a machine. No, worse than that— like a person trying to be a machine. Dead face, dead voice. Apparently, gaining access to more than 10% of your brain* means losing access to all non-murder-related emotions. *shrug* I dunno. I find it both eye-rolly and kind of funny (which, pretty sure that’s not the desired effect). 


*btw, I thought we all realized that whole 10%-of-your-brain thing was nonsense as of like, decades ago…?


krakenqueen:

countrygirltothemaxx:

I just think every driver should read this.

Too many people are oblivious to these facts, mainly because they’ve never been in or driven a truck hauling horses.

I have never been in or driven a truck hauling horses.

However, I am familiar with PHYSICS.


you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

it brings people together, y’all

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

it brings people together, y’all

(Source: 4gifs)