The Dark Side of the Room

derpycats:

all i need to be happy is to sit on the porch and eat spiders.  why would you take my happiness from me?

Sooo, I’ve never really talked about this, but… I think my cat has developed agriculture. Or animal husbandry I guess. There’s this place on the deck where he goes to eat spiderwebs (don’t ask, because I really don’t know), and the thing is, he doesn’t eat the spiders there. Only there.
And he loves to eat spiders.
The deck spiders don’t seem any different from the ones inside, they just like to make webs in this semi-protected spot and the webs stay clean there (which my cat seems to require; again, I got nothin). Anyway he goes to the spot every 4 or 5 days to eat web and my point is, I’m pretty sure he’s… farming it. 
Is that normal cat behavior?
Is ANY of this normal??

derpycats:

all i need to be happy is to sit on the porch and eat spiders.  why would you take my happiness from me?

Sooo, I’ve never really talked about this, but… I think my cat has developed agriculture. Or animal husbandry I guess. There’s this place on the deck where he goes to eat spiderwebs (don’t ask, because I really don’t know), and the thing is, he doesn’t eat the spiders there. Only there.

And he loves to eat spiders.

The deck spiders don’t seem any different from the ones inside, they just like to make webs in this semi-protected spot and the webs stay clean there (which my cat seems to require; again, I got nothin). Anyway he goes to the spot every 4 or 5 days to eat web and my point is, I’m pretty sure he’s… farming it. 

Is that normal cat behavior?

Is ANY of this normal??


I kinda hate those photosets where it’s like, “spooning!” or “playful sex!” in white letters on black, followed by a series of gifs lifted from other posts (which you know bc you’ve seen them 10000x before). Like, thanks… or whatever?, but um. I don’t even have to check to know that there are at least four tumblrs consisting of nothing but couples spooning (or whatever). I could follow them. Don’t really need/appreciate/understand your mile-long b&w swipefest compilation? 


Do you shake it like a salt shaker or a Polaroid picture from Anonymous

subbieblackgrl:

Like Polaroid picture!

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!

Haa! Word, I shake it exactly like a Polaroid picture: there’s really no need, and the authorities tell me I shouldn’t, but I just find myself doing it every time!

XD


weegboi:

shugarskull:

Boooo!
There was a commercial for xmen days of future past and some fuckin burger place where Mystique fine ass has a burger and she turns into a hot buff guy and eats it and its like “MAN UP for 2x the bacon” or whatever and im just ???

did this actually happen

Yes.

The first time it came on I missed the beginning so all I saw was a nice looking guy wearing clothes and eating a burger like not-a-disgusting-animal and I was like O HAPPY DAY but then yeah, it was all “we now return you to our entirely naked womanoid already in progress. also, see this movie.”

Fucking Carl’s Jr. I hate those ads so goddamn much.

Every time I see one I feel like I’m right on the edge of spontaneously developing pyrokinesis.